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Took a sip out of the coke can on my side table, completly forgetting I put jack daniels in it last night, roll on Sunday
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I guess I would classify this as an honesty win. http://bit.ly/axteCR /cc @feedly
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just witnessed an absolute prat order the most time-consuming sandwich in subway #douchewatch
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If any of my tweeps know the band You Slut! they’ll be playing at The Garage in highbury on Friday. Should be stellar
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Ha more puns! right up my street.
Facebook, I just don’t understand it.
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Overheard: “tell the tart I’ve made over 35 films, I know what I’m doing” #pricksonphones and maybe #pimpsonphones ?
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5 mins in kings cross: gave a light 2 4 people, £1:40 to big issue, 2 rollups 2 a drunk, and a mars bar 2 a women who was crying @ me. Joy
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Just spent 2 hours on a train watching 2 people use facebook none stop. Nothing interesting either just the detritus of community
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“I’ll just whip my beasts out” (he’s talking about walking the dogs) #shitmydadsays
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I’ve just bought the cheapest round of drinks in my life, you’ve got to love a Yorkshire working mans club
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